I want a puppy. I have a house and a nice sized yard for said future puppy. The puppy would have a human mom and dad and a lot of love. Lately, I’ve been looking at breeder’s websites looking for that perfect puppy (at that perfect price. BTW… since when do puppies cost thousands of dollars?). To get a puppy, many sellers require a home visit to make sure my environment is suitable. They also ask a ton of questions about how you’ll take care of the puppy and how committed you can be to the puppy. Then there’s licensing, deworming, puppy “fixing,” etc. Needless to say, it’s a process. I totally understand that people want dogs to go to a good home. I agree. BUT…
I want a baby. All I have to get is get pregnant. No one’s visiting my home, no one’s asking me how committed I’ll be to the baby. No one knows how big my yard is for the baby to roam and wander (that’s what babies do). The government will help me out with my baby’s expenses if I can’t afford it.
If I had 8 puppies, do you think a breeder would let me have another one? Probably not. But guess what?!?! I can have 18 million babies and no one can do anything.
Of course, you can pick apart my argument, blah blah blah. But just think about the main issue: more thought is put into where animals are placed than where humans are. I think people should have to get a license to have a baby. There I said it. And I can tell you, A LOT of people would not be approved. I’m not going to fuss around with the details involved with making that happen, but that’s what I want.
Tammy Typer
My friend who is Queen of Everything dubbed me Queen of Reproduction. No, that does not mean I am the “Queen Bee” of humans. Rather, I am in charge of who reproduces and who does not. I think there needs to be an IQ test before people are at their sexual peek. If they fail, they are sterilized. Sex all ya want but if you ain’t got the brains, you don’t get to bare fruit!