vampire face
So, I have this co-worker and she, like most of us, surfs the net at work. However unlike most of us, she spends her time looking at vampire websites. I don’t think I’m missing the boat on this one: normal people don’t spend their time learning about vampires. So now I can’t help but wonder why she’s spending her time on the vampire sites. Is she a vampire? Should I be worried that sitting 3 cubicles away puts my neck blood within sucking range?
Is she trying to figure out how to solve a vampire problem she’s having in her own life? Should I have a little more sympathy for her? Maybe she’s having a really hard time dealing with the vampire in her life. Like maybe her vampire boyfriend won’t do the dishes and she’s at her wits end. I can’t ask her about stuff like that. I don’t know if anyone can. That’s why she goes to the web. The web answers all.
So many unanswered and important questions. Will this be the end of vampires in my office? Only time will tell.
Tammy Typer
